- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

i hate non minorities!

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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