How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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The Labour Party.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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I love alchohol!

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Tilt your screen back .

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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