- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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