- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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