Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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