- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

how do you call someone? use a phone

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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