Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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