What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What is older than history?

God is real.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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