Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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okay so theres this guy.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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