- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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