- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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