whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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