How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

A Serbian Film

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What page are you on The gay page.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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