- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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