- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why do fat people commit suicide

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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