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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Whats the defination of cruelty

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.