your mama so old, shes dead.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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