Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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