Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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fridge

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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