a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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