- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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