How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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