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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

that wall over there ->

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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