- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

William wright is Gay

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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