- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

A woman walks into a bar.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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