Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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