- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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