- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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