Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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