- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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