what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Women's rights.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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