Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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