- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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