- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

every knight i see an owl at window

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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