- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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