Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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