What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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