Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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