a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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