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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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