What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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why are balck people black because they are

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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you just read an anti-joke

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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Women's Rights

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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