- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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