What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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