Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

kennah campion... being nice

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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