Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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