- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Take part of what?

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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