Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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