Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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