You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Badabing.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

your no better than a cockroach

knock knock... ...no answer

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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