- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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