Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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