Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Your're racist.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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