- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Kevin and Ramin

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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