Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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