Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Grace Ackerson

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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