A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Jewwy Jewstein

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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