Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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