- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What's brown and sticky A stick

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Steve Jobs is alive.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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