Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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outside your comfort zone

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Anti Joke

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