Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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kennah campion when she talks

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I C U P White stuff

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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