- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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