Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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