If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Anti Joke

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