A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Turkey Balls

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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