What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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