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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

He--Hey guys

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

A lot eh?

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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