- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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