- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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