1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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