- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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