- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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