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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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