- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

I named my son ps2 controller

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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