A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Title IX

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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