Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Knock Knock. Not home.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

antonis sister is mighty fine

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

I just threw up..In my pants.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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