What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

the economy.

9/11

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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