Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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