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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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