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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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