What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

My peni s

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Charlie Sheen

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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