- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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