What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

A lot eh?

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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