Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...