what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

A lot eh?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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