- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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