- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Weaner

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Boner

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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