* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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