- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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