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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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