What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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