Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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