antonis sister is mighty fine

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Grace Ackerson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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