- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

pull my finger (farts)

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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