- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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