- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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