Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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This is an anti- joke

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Men's rights

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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