Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

your mama's so fat... that's it

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

black chicken. kfc

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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