- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

scraggle is in you pillow case

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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