Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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