- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

scraggle is in you pillow case

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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