Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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