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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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