Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

civil rights

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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