- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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