- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What did the teacher do? He taught.

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