- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

civil rights

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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