- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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