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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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