- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Women's Rights

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

The GOV and the WHO?

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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